DVD Review: Skeleton Crew: Rita Suomalainen, Steve Porter, Jonathan Rankle, David Yoken, Anna Alkomaa, Rikka Niemi, John Lenick, Ville Arasalo, Jani Lahti, Tero Molin, Tommi Lepola, Tuomas Kantelinen, Peter Kyttälä, Juha Kuoppala: Movies & TV

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DVD Review: Skeleton Crew: Rita Suomalainen, Steve Porter, Jonathan Rankle, David Yoken, Anna Alkomaa, Rikka Niemi, John Lenick, Ville Arasalo, Jani Lahti, Tero Molin, Tommi Lepola, Tuomas Kantelinen, Peter Kyttälä, Juha Kuoppala: Movies & TVASIN=B0026IQTNQ&DVD Review:  Skeleton Crew: Rita Suomalainen, Steve Porter, Jonathan Rankle, David Yoken, Anna Alkomaa, Rikka Niemi, John Lenick, Ville Arasalo, Jani Lahti, Tero Molin, Tommi Lepola, Tuomas Kantelinen, Peter Kyttälä, Juha Kuoppala: Movies & TV 20097271158693777801

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In the Early 1970’s a remote mental institution next to the Russian border was shut down by the police. Before it was closed, DR Anderson made a series of snuff films using his patients. The doctor filmed all the murders in 8mm, and started to call himself “The Auteur”. Thirty years later, an American film crew arrives in Finland to shoot a horror movie about the massacre, and are unaware that they are about to become the stars of their director’s real life snuff film, they are in one. The Auteur is slaying the Skeleton Crew one by one.

Please, please, please do not waste your money!,

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I enjoy small budget horror movies in addition to the blockbusters. I came across this movie at Best Buy, so I thought I would give it a chance. It’s a cross between Saw and Hostel. The first 15 minutes start out great. I was very interested. Then the viewer learns that a “remake” of some snuff films is being made (then switch to the real movie). I always hate those movies in which movies are being made inside the movie–especially in horror films. Well, the “skeleton crew” finds the real snuff films made by a madman in the run-down mental hospital. The director becomes obsessed with them and begins killing the crew while filming it. After the first 15 minutes of the movie, it goes downhill fast. The characters are not likeable, and I really did not care if they got killed or not. It just becomes so ridiculous. Characters are walking around aimlessly in the building looking around corners. I really do not think this movie would even make it to the Sci Fi network 10 years from now. I watched about 3/4 of the movie then got up out my bed to write this review. The movie is so bad that I want my money back.
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