DVD Review: The Devil’s Tomb: Cuba Gooding Jr., Jason Connery: Movies & TV
DVD Review: The Devil’s Tomb: Cuba Gooding Jr., Jason Connery: Movies & TV
Product Description
Academy Award® winner Cuba Gooding Jr. (Best Supporting Actor, Jerry Maguire, 1996) battles for mankind’s survival in this action-packed, apocalyptic horror thriller. When the scientist (Ron Perlman) leading a top-secret Middle Eastern archeological site goes missing, an elite military unit is sent on a search and rescue mission. Descending deep below civilization, Captain Mack (Gooding Jr.) and his team soon find themselves face-to-face with an ancient evil. An evil that may not be of this world. Co-starring Ron Perlman (Hellboy), Taryn Manning (Hustle & Flow), Ray Winstone (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) and punk rock legend Henry Rollins (Heat).
Oh this is bad…,
By Keil Steven Greg -
I thought there might be a chance this movie would be amusing, if not slightly reasonable given the cast.
I was wrong.
There might be some spoilers here, and for this movie I use the word lightly, but be warned.
The basic plot:
1) Crack team of commando type soldiers get assigned a special mission. Cuba us their leader.
2) An anthropologist, who works for the CIA, is the special 1-time leader. Their mission is to extract her father, who is another scientist type.
3) The go into a bunker, which used to be a tomb (1,000 feet deep). In the process, we learn that “sand can blast your skin off, so stay tight”. Because if you are close to one another, obviously sand *can’t* blast your skin off… for some reason.
4) The SAS type folks then find a person full of disease like boils. Of course, they treat the person and don’t think that this is odd. The person is a priest, still alive, who they don’t bother really containing.
5) Most of the SAS types go down a very fast moving elevator. 1 stays up. We learn that you can watch porn anywhere, as the 1 at the top level is keen to view porn. Later (by the way) he see’s a hot lady on the level (which they previously cleared). So, we learn that SAS folks expect to find hot, naked ladies on levels of underground bunkers - which were previously found to have no hot naked ladies - and this is normal. Of course she eats him.
6) Back to our fearless heroes below. We learn that if you are SAS, and you see your unborn baby girl suddenly be a little girl, you should follow her. It’s a great idea. Then we learn that if she turns into a demon, that’s reasonable. SAS deal with that daily. Then, if you hear her again, you should follow her again. Then, as you *are* SAS, it’s normal to suck on another woman’s boils while satisfying your lesbian curiosity.
7) We learn that any other hallucination is something good, and should be followed, listened to, or otherwise obeyed. 
We learn that SAS don’t find any weird things…weird.
9) We learn that demon’s don’t know how to use elevators. But they can discourse on philosophy, open doors, use radios, and basically anything else. Except elevators.
10) By touching an amulet, you can easily get infused with passion and deep spiritual belief you’ve never had before, and suddenly become obsessed with a new calling in life.
11) Bla bla bla.
It goes on. If any of this sounds ridiculous to you, that’s because it is. Really.
Watch this movie if you get it free, don’t value your time, or really want to laugh at how bad a movie can be.
The Devil’s Tomb,
By Mr. B “Bov” (MA USA) -
…Wow…All these actors must be hard-up for cash because this movie by far is the biggest disgrace to everything hollywood. Acting was atrocious, storyline(plot)could have been good if it was handled by talent but it wasn’t, and all in all an amazing disappointment! Don’t let the list of actors in this movie trick you…it’s total garbage and all these actors (Cuba Gooding Jr, Ray Winstone, Ron Perlman and Henry Rollins) should be ashamed. Sean Connery’s son Jason Connery shows us that talent is not inherited and hopfully he never directs again.
Entertaining for a low budget flick,
By Derek (USA) -
I was expecting much less from this movie. The beginning of the movie had me wondering how bad the movie was going to turn out to be, but it actually got better through out. Once the action started and the plot started coming together I was entertained for the rest of the movie. I just watched Terminator Salvation in the theaters which cost $200 million to make, and I actually found The Devil’s Tomb more entertaining and I didn’t feel like I wasted my money after watching it (unlike with Terminator). Give it a shot, you might like it.
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