Feast III: The Happy Finish: Jenny Wade, Martin Klebba, Carl Anthony Payne II, Craig Henningsen, Juan Longoria García, Diane Goldner, Hanna Putnam, Tom Gulager, William Prael, Chelsea Richards, Clu Gulager, Melissa Reed, Alexandre Lehmann, Kevin Atkinson, John Gulager, Michael Leahy, Ron Cosmo Vecchiarelli, Marcus Dunstan, Patrick Melton: Movies & TV
Feast III: The Happy Finish: Jenny Wade, Martin Klebba, Carl Anthony Payne II, Craig Henningsen, Juan Longoria García, Diane Goldner, Hanna Putnam, Tom Gulager, William Prael, Chelsea Richards, Clu Gulager, Melissa Reed, Alexandre Lehmann, Kevin Atkinson, John Gulager, Michael Leahy, Ron Cosmo Vecchiarelli, Marcus Dunstan, Patrick Melton: Movies & TV
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What’s even better than Sloppy Seconds? Feast III: The Happy Finish marks the return of the original film’s writers/director and the third course in this blood-gushing, mutant-thrashing, stomach-churning comic horror series. The man-eating monsters are still hungry, and what’s left of the human survivors - including Biker Queen, Bartender, and Lightning the wrestler - are running out of luck. That is until hope arrives in the form of a knife-wielding karate kid and a mysterious man who seems to be able to control the beasts. Loaded with horrors that will haunt your dreams, Feast III: The Happy Finish is non-stop, gross-out action with the mother of all endings!
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What’s even better than Sloppy Seconds? Feast III: The Happy Finish marks the return of the original film’s writers/director and the third course in this blood-gushing, mutant-thrashing, stomach-churning comic horror series. The man-eating monsters are still hungry, and what’s left of the human survivors - including Biker Queen, Bartender, and Lightning the wrestler - are running out of luck. That is until hope arrives in the form of a knife-wielding karate kid and a mysterious man who seems to be able to control the beasts. Loaded with horrors that will haunt your dreams, Feast III: The Happy Finish is non-stop, gross-out action with the mother of all endings!
Disappointing,
By N. Durham “Big Evil” (Philadelphia, PA) - See all my reviews
Despite its shortcomings, I really dug the first Feast, based solely on its wicked sense of humor and the fact that you just didn’t know what to expect next. Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds was a step below the first film, but retained enough of the pitch-black humor and ultra-shocking moments to warrant it being a worthy sequel. Feast 3: The Happy Finish does a bit of a recap of the last film before kicking things into high gear, and offers up some genuine surprises right off the bat. Afterwards though, things go downhill, as we catch up with the rooftop survivors as they continue to wade through the horde of bloodthirsty creatures attacking them. There is once again a heaping amount of blood and gore on display, but it isn’t enough to save Feast 3, especially considering the headache-inducing strobelight scene and an ending that will have you swearing at the screen. There’s still a bit of the gallows humor and jaw-dropping moments to find in Feast 3, but not nearly enough to redeem it. All in all, Feast 3: The Happy Finish is worth seeing for fans of the series, but in comparison to the first film, it can’t hold a candle.
Feast 3: the Happy Finish… more like “I’m happy it’s finished!”,
By Geminiguy (Bloomington, IN) - See all my reviews
I loved Feast. It had the perfect balance of gore, shocks, and scares. It was all tied together with a rather wicked sense of humor. The movie is a genre flick but it also defied plenty of the defined rules. There were plenty of “no they didn’t moments.”
Feast II was a major let down to me. The balance was gone and in place of it was nothing but situation after situation played for shock value. Even that wicked humor was gone. Only a hint here and there remained. It was as if the people behind the trilogy believed that they reason for the first’s success was all the shock value.
Well, those who witnessed the second atrocity recall the cliff hanger. It ended on a down note of despair. People were dying left and right.
Feast III: the Happy Finish picks up exactly where the second concluded. Actually, it does a bit of recapping and the last series of deaths get replayed. And as expected, the roof top sanctuary crumbles as a safe place and those remaining must flee to other hideouts. Along the way many die. Also new faces emerge. Among them, a karate kid named Jean-Claude Segal and a mentally challanged young man who seems t have the ability to control the beasts. How he does it should be no surprise to viewers but the rag tag bunch of survivors he aids prove to be quite daft.
The same trend from the second film is continued in this one. There is hardly any humor even when it tries so hard to be funny. The shocks come non-stop and the scares are minimal. There are plenty of gory moments but I stopped celebrating the gore of Feast with the second installation: this proved to be more of the same. I got an overwhelming sense of “been there, done that” as I sat through this wannabe-Feast sequel. (In truth… this one and number II are hardly worthy to be associated with the first… they both lack so much of the punch it had)
Throw in a conclusion that really doesn’t fit anywhere with this twisted tale, a conclusion that is supposed to cap the trilogy, I might add… and I was left scratching my head and thinking “what just happened?” I still kind of don’t know even though some mexican dressed like Elvis wielding a banjo sang it for me as the credits rolled. Seriously. I am not kidding.
Some of the kills were cool I suppose but after a while all the deaths felt the same. When someon e would say something empowering I sensed that they were soon to be a feast for the creepies and in most cases I was proven correct. Sigh.
I am hopeful that this ends here. But even if it doesn’t, I’ll just watch the first one and pretend like the other two never happened.
FEAST? MORE LIKE FAMINE,
By Mark Turner - See all my reviews
I’ve yet to write about the second film in the FEAST trilogy. That’s because I knew the third was coming out and hoped that it would give me reason to appreciate the second more. Instead, it proved what I feared already, that the film series was as bad as the second made it out to be.
I was a big fan of the first film, I still am. It was the result of the TV series PROJECT GREENLIGHT where contestants were allowed to become part of the film making process and hopefully go on to bigger and better things. Such is not the case here and perhaps that’s why the series disappeared.
One of the big problems in the initial series was the director chosen, John Gulager. During the series one felt sorry for him and it seemed as though the people behind the scenes were picking on him. His biggest fault was in searching for a comfort zone that always included hiring both friends and family to be in the film while ignoring anyone else. This resulted in his dad (actor Clu Gulager) and his girlfriend being in the first film. With the second and third films and seemingly no one to rein him in, he brings them both back (even though his girlfriend’s character was killed) as well as his brother and nephew.
The second film began with the survivors of the first making their way to town from the bar out in the middle of nowhere. They got together with others in town while the monsters rampaged throughout, tearing up people and property along the way. Gulager’s gal returned this time as the leader of a female biker gang and twin sister of the role she played in the first film.
Along the way we picked up a used car salesman, his boss, the boss’s wife he’s had an affair with, a midget who seems destined for porn star fame, his brother (the pair are acrobats) and a few others. The creatures are suddenly not just ravenous monsters but monsters with testicles that swing and sway as they run down the street.
At the end of the 2nd film, those that survived to this point are stranded on the roof of a building while wanting to be in another. Part 3 picks up there. And it gets more ridiculous than the 2nd part. One character ends up with a pipe shot through his head from chin to top and survives almost the rest of the picture in pain but moving.
The team eventually does get off the rooftop but still has to hide from the creatures. Not only are these creatures hungry, they’re horny as well which results in the used car owner being raped through a tiny hole in the back of a semi-trailer, thrust back and forth until he is impregnated and almost immediately gives birth to a junior creature.
A savior appears in the form of a robed figure who chases the creatures away. Dressed in a robe and carrying a staff, he appears Gandlaf-like at the best of times. At first mysterious, it turns out he’s a handicapped young man with delusions of grandeur and a hearing aid the creatures can’t stand.
More people are eviscerated, more blood and boobs are shown and by the films end you are so tired of seeing nearly the same thing over and over that the final credits are more a relief than anything you’ve been exposed to so far.
The film gives us this to believe. If you are a hero or good looking guy, you’re definitely toast or soon to be severely injured. If you are a hot looking woman, your top is gonna come off eventually. If you are a sacred image like a baby, your food for monsters. And if you like horror films stick with the first one and avoid the last two.
Words has it that they’re in talks to make a part four. Instead I think it would be better if we all just chipped in to help Gulager see a good therapist. The images chosen for these last two parts seem more like something he should work out there than expose the rest of us to.Search Amazon.com: Feast III: The Happy Finish: Jenny Wade, Martin Klebba, Carl Anthony Payne II, Craig Henningsen, Juan Longoria García, Diane Goldner, Hanna Putnam, Tom Gulager, William Prael, Chelsea Richards, Clu Gulager, Melissa Reed, Alexandre Lehmann, Kevin Atkinson, John Gulager, Michael Leahy, Ron Cosmo Vecchiarelli, Marcus Dunstan, Patrick Melton: Movies & TV from AmAzon
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